Cheney Shoots, Causes Heart Attack
Apparently the man Cheney shot has had a minor heart attack. I'm going to ask my mommies to bullet-proof the windows.
posted by Teddy @ 10:50 AM
3 comments
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3 Comments:
Tedward,
I feel like I'm not getting what I want out of this relationship anymore. I let you attack me, eat my ice cream, and then I play the fishing pole game with you.
All I ask in return is that you update your blog so as to entertain me while I wait for our mommies to get home from work so we can go to the Pour House and drink beers.
I hope this comment inspires you to blog more.
Your big brudder and blogging muse,
Eric
I am so down with what our brudder Eric has to say, Senator. It's a rainy, gray, boring afternoon here at 9590 Roberts DR. My people have been reading books all afternoon. We tried to call your mommie beds and she blew us off with some lame story about "a crisis in New Mexico". I was hoping you could provide me with some much need feline intellectual stimulation. But I find that your last post was on Valentine's Day?! This is really not cool, cat.
I understand that you were hiding under the sofa for a couple of days there waiting to make sure the Veep wasn't going on an extended shooting spree...but that newscycle has cycled my man...you need to get back at it...we depend on you.
You could obviously blog about that stupid overbred Whippet that took off for the woods around La Guardia never to be seen again. I mean here's a dog that has never even licked his own butt, and he thinks he should light out for the territories?!
This is the kind of impetuous thinking that gets dogs turned into spotty coats for mean women in cartoons.
I know we all feel for the poor dumb animal. And of course his people are distraught. But, seriously, this could be a chance for them to adopt a cat, am I right? A shelter cat. Not some overbred moron.
But I digress....my point here is this: me and Eric is bored. We need some en-ter-tainment. You have a responsibility to your public, Senator.
Love ya good.
Miles T. Cat
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